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Part 1-3 (0:00- 1:00) what the hell is this, the Christian Science Reading Room? I didn’t expect you home so soon Oh, no, think nothing of it, Edith, Jesus, I can get jollier welcomes down at the morgue Archie, you were only gone a couple of hours, what you want a 21-gun salute? Would you stand up and cheer if it was me at the door? well that depends, Meathead, on whether you was comin’ in or goin’ out did you have a nice afternoon? No I did not have a nice afternoon Edith! Sometimes I wonder if this part-time cab driving is worth my while. You know, it used to be New York was full of dudes grabbing cabs to take their girlfriends to shows.
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Part 1-3 (1:01- 2:00) Now what you see around town is drifties, weirdos and preverts(perverts) Out of the chair! Trying to pick a fair these weekends is like trolling for sardines with a basketball net Well maybe folks are walking north for exercise. There walking more Edith because they ain't got no majooma(money) They got a make a choice between cabs or butter. And they choosin' butter. Well they ought to try margarine. Will you get me a beer! Right away Everything is expensive nowadays, it's just inflation The money in these years the country is sick Yeah, like the people who control it Well, when you control some of it, I'll listen to your views. Meantime, you can mail your opinions back to the Kremlin huh?
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I thought Nixon's wage and price race was supposed to fix everything. Oooohhh it's fixing me good, it's bout time some politician spoke up to the little fellas. **Meathead**: You got McGovern. Well boss, you can only read one section at a time. Well I wanna look at all of them so I choose which one now common give me give me.
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Here's your beer Archie. Here alrighty just leave it here huh. Aw look at this will ya, meat prices up again by 8%. Maybe we should outta turn vegetarian, it would be cheaper and healthier Well I ain't turning that,percy that ain't natural,men were put on this earth to eat meat.
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Who says so? Who sais so? The bible sais so dumbo.
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Where does it say that!
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Oh common will ya, I mean look it up. .

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Uhhh... I mean look it up jeeze all are more bible people. They were always eating meat, soon they found out eating apples is wrong. Thats true! On special occasion, on goats, and lambs, who the hell ever heard of sacrifice the head of lettuce, you?
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**Archie**: What happened here? What's the matter with this little piece of the paper. Oh I took that daddy, its of no interest to you **Archie**: Oh.. I see it is out of the employment section here. What's happening? Don't tell me meathead is looking for work.
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**Archie**: Oh, what are you doing? You trying to save him from reading the embarrassing parts?

**Archie**: Hold it! Hold it! You are applying for what? **Archie**: Oh no you ain't applying for no job, a women's price is till in the home.
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 * Daughter:** Oh, That's ridiculous! Besides, It's only three days of a week behind the cosmetic counter of Chrysler.
 * Meathead**: Yeah, that would mean a few more dollars, coming into the house.
 * Archie**: Listen to this disgusting comment over here. You know, there is a word for a guy who lives off his wife, have you ever hear of __gigolo__? Look at this, dogs off the coffee table!
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 * Archie:** Even if Edith and me was broke, we would stay married and i never sent her out to work! Family was proud them days, right Edith?
 * Edith:** Yeah, and hungry.
 * Archie:** Can't you just say "yeah" and stop?
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 * Archie:** Well as far as I'm concerned they changed for the worst. Now what's the sense in talking to you two anyhow. Just go away and leave me alone all of you. I wanna watch TV.

**TV:** We delay the start of the Roller Derby to bring you an editorial by Mr. Liel Bennet, General manager of this station, Mr. Bennet. (//Background voice// TV: This station is always ...)
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 * Archie:** Ohhh, Geez, not this big mouth again
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 * Archie:** It's always bout' the same three things, pollution, dope, and VD, and I'm sick n' tired of those three
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 * TV:** With this terrible virus that has infected the country...
 * Archie:** What'd I tell ya, VD.
 * TV:** There's been much talk about (laughers) missing society. Well, this is an evil we have permitted for too long, this station...
 * Archie:** Don't tell me the big mouth is talking sense for a change?
 * Michael:** Quite, will you?
 * TV:** The state must be willing to buy back every gun in private hands
 * Archie:** What?
 * Michael:** He's talkin' bout guns
 * Archie:** What the hell does guns have to do with VD
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 * TV:** Only by enforcing even tougher gun laws can violence and death be halted. Guns must go, before more of them go off.
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**Archie**: That’s where you are going buddy, off! What you doing that for? We didn’t what he has to say yet. Archie: He is a fairy like all gun control guys I'm for gun control Tell the heaven maybe she got the marriage now(?) Daddy! What do guns have to do with madness What do guns have to do with madness? Duke Wayne buddy! What? Clint Westwood buddy What are you talking about!? Marry Copasagi I can go on and on and on, but do do no good because talking to you was like casting plastic to wine. Tell the old lady Hige (name?) to go down the street on guns. She has been glad to have a robe when two burglars busted on our lawn last week. Meathead: Archie have you expecting an 88-year old woman to go around carrying a gun. I don’t know she can her last __stock* next to a very close friend. All I know is I'm an American and it is my right to pack a ride. Bold! What do you mean bold. Bold to the constitution?__ **Part 1-3 (7:01-8:00)**
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It doesn't say that in the constitution or else I'll prove it to ya, I got a copy of it in my history book. I will. (**Archie:** Look it up Ronnie, you look it up.) Its right there in your second amendment. Oh, no, Archie that's the one it says thou shalt not make any graven image. That ain't the constitution Edith, what you says to Gettysburg is race. I'll prove to you, you don't know what you're talking about. You just look it up while I know is my god given right as an American to have a gun in the house. It is not Archie,it's the Supreme Court ruled on out as far back as 1939. What the Supreme Court says ain't got nothing to do with the law. That old cape can bust in two till President Nixon give me an old one too. Alright, here it is. Amendment two, I'll read it to you. Don't read nothin', I can read it myself. I'll just sit here, here here. The right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed. Read that. Wait a second, you didn't read all of it. I read it all. You did not. Look, look, a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.
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I'm a militia, Archie. That's what this says right there. Listen, buddy. I don't pay nop attention to no constitution of the and then prinkle books of yours. Did you know that sixty-five percent of the people murdered in the last ten years were killed by handguns? Would it make you﻿ feel any better if they was pushed out of windows? Wow, that's contracdicting the logic. Yes, and that's the kind of straight thinking I'm trying to put across you. I hate that jake on TV. Oh, I get it. I get it. When you thought he was talking about VD in the permissive society he was a smug, and now you find out he has spoken about gun control so he is a jerk? Thats' right! And I'm gonna prove it to you. How many predicaments does US favor people to have guns? Too many. Thousands. But how many people would like to have VD? None. But what's it gotta do with anything. Hey. he's a cove. I had it. Come'n. Why can't you...(End)
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[People arguing, the door bell rings] Edith:** Hello, Lionel. Come in. Oh, no thanks Mrs. Bunker. I don't want to disturb your quiet evening at home. My mom just asked me to drop off your cook book. Thank you. You're welcome. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Well, come on in. We're having a little discussion. I want to ask you something. Get out of the way, hit it. Oh, I got to go. Sorry Mr. Bunker. Stay so lonely, take a minute. Come on, now here's a guy who's assure to agree with me. Lionel, what do your people think about guns? Well, that depends on who's owning them. Daddy, how could you be against gun control with all the assassination? Look at it, the Kennedys and Martin Luthur King, and what about the shooting at governer Wallace. I'm saying, maybe governer Wallace wouldn't have that shot...Miss. What? Because the governer was there. He could have shot first. Gee what would've he been doing walking around in the crowd with a gun? What was the other bomb doing in the crowd with a gun?
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Michael:** Rediculous! Archie, its talking about a human-being who may be in a wheel chair for the rest of his life! Yes! But if that human-being would be out of wrong then the other human-being would be in the wheel chair! Excuse me, but, Lionel, we're ganna be late for the show. Hi, Judy. Hi, ... Oh, ah, oh, who's Judy over here, how come everybody knows Judy but me? Whoa maybe thats couse you've nver met her. Mr. Bunker, this is Judy. Hi, I'm please to meet you, oh its very nice young lady, I mean you're going out with Lionel today..Ehh, I didn't know you've done that Lionel, you're dating huh? Oh yeah, yeah sure we done alot of things. We all date, get marry, or where do you think we all came from? Well, good-bye everybody. Bye! Bye boy. Daddy, I will never understand your atitude about guns. you will nver understand my atitude about guns not? What does it take to get through to you Archie? You know that England has gun control and it had less than 10 hand-gun murder last year. United States had over 8000, those are statistics.
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Don't feed me no statistics, look at the facts here. England, World War two, the Allies lost, we had to go pull them out. Why did they need to lose? Cause they didn't have no guns because in my opinion England isn't a fair country. ** That's crazy! ** I know it's crazy but they don't antenna on TV. ** Oh gee, we need more guys like that, station managers speaking out against guns. ** No, no, no. We got too many of them station master guys paving the road for Communism in this country. What we need to hear more from is ordinary jokes. ** Like your's is supposed? ** That's right! ** Fine. Good, we'll give them a call! Archie: Get away! Meathead: Come on! What's the matter? Archie: Get lost! Meathead: What, you got cold feet? Archie: I ain't got no cold feet. Edith: Oh you do too, Archie, in bed. You know... (Crowd Laughs) Archie: (quietly) Hey. Archie: Don't torture me, hun. Meathead: Mr. Bennen, please. Archie: What is that? Meathead: Come on! Scared? Archie: Get outta here, I ain't scared of nothing. Meathead: Well come on! Prove it, talk to the station if you have to! Archie: Oh, what. Meathead: Uh, yes, hold on, I have a man here who's interested in making a rebuttal to your views on gun control. **
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Don’t feed me no statistics, look at the facts here. England, World War II, we nearly lost. We had to go and pull them out. Why did they nearly lost? Cause they didn’t have no guns. Cause in my opinion England isn’t a fair country. That’s crazy! I know it’s crazy but they don’t antenna on TV. Oh geez, we need more guys like that, station managers speaking out against guns ** Archie: ** No, no, no. We got too many of station manager guys paving the road for communist in this country. What we need to hear more from is ordinary jokes. Oh, like yours is suppose? That’s right! Fine, good, we’ll give them a call. Get Away! Come on, what’s the matter? Get Along! What? You got cold feet? I ain’t got no cold feet. Oh you do too, Archie, in bed, you know… Hey, don’t torture me, huh. Mr. Bennen, please. What you is that? Come on! Scared? Yeah Yeah, scared enough. Well come on, prove it, talk to the station if you have to! Yeah, what. Uh yes, hello, I have a men here who’s interested in making a rebuttal to your view on gun control. What kind of damn is that? Yes! Thank You! This was secretary. She's putting him on. You ain’t got nobody on there. Hello Mr. Benet? Yea Yea. He's right here. Get out of here! Come on, ya scared? Give me that phone. Hello who this? Huh? Auh… yea…well… no no no no you see I did not make this call. It's my son in law here monkeying around. You're scared. Hold up, hold the line. What? You're scared. I'm scared huh? Yea Hello Listen. This is Archie Bunker here, and uh with regards to your editorial on gun control. I demand equal time. Look. Look Look Mr. Martines. Mr. Martines, this station is not anti- Puerto Rican. I would have loved to film your Puerto Rican Festival. But, I've only got so many cameras. No No No… They're not all out filming Cuban festivals and black panther festivals.
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**Part 2-3 (4:01~5:00)** No No No... They're not all out filming Cuban festivals and Black Panther festivals. I know you're a minority, this community most people are. What am I? I'm an America... alright, Italian. What do you mean "Aha"?! Mr.Martinis?! Hello?! Hello hel...?! Exuse me Mr.Benot, but while you were on the phone, the gay people called you. Put them to Morris, he understands. Uhh... Mr.Bunker's still waiting. Bunker? The Gun Nut. Susan, don't talk like that, that man is still part of our audience. I'm sorry sir. Shoot the Gun Nut in. Come in now Mr.Bunker. Hey, alright! Hey! You're him, the guy on the TV ya... Come in Mr.Bunker, he he. Sorry for kept you waiting, you like some coffee or...?
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No! No! No! Cause I'll just have my lunch here. That’s an antique. No! No! It’s brand new. I mean the desk. Oh~ the desk. Yea. Well, I noticed when I come in here Err. Everything is a little bit out of date. But, I guess pretty comfortable huh? Hello! Mr. Bunker. Roy is glad to fulfill the obligation to the public and to the FCC. What group did you say you represented? The…? Group? What do you mean what group? Well? I know on your behalf to make this rebutted. Ah… I wish you to rebut there on behalf of me. Just you!? Yes. Who? Rimy Coleman? All right. Put him on. Excuse me Yea. Go ahead Hello Rimy! What Can I do for you? But we have remieleven just last week.
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**Archie:** I just represent a whole lot of guys just like me. Down at work, and in Kelsey’s Bar, and, uh, I just want to get on a TV there and tell the public that all this stuff about gun control is uh, excuse me, garbage. Because guns is what made this (??) country what it is today. **Mr Bennett:** No argument. **Archie:** Guns is red, white, and blue America. Part 2-39(7:01-end)
 * Mr. Bennett:** We had Rabbi Levine on just last week. I thought he put the Jewish point of view quite well. What do you mean Rabbi Levine’s not Jewish? Oh, reformed doesn’t count? Well look, why don’t you drop me a line, and I’ll see what I can do. Fine, shalom to you too. Excuse me, where were we? What group did you say you represented?
 * Mr. Bennett:** Just like apple pie? **Archie:** That’s right, and I believe in seeing two sides of the question so you can show the other guy where he is wrong.

You know I never thought of that Like for instance what you said about guns, now see thats wrong you said that guns kill wrong People Kill! Thats right! Ok so how do u propose to stop people from killing people Thats easy, you bring back the death penalty Excuse Me Go Ahead Susan will you have Johnson step in here for a minute theres something I want him to see before its extinct
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Tada! I did it, Mommy! I got the job! Oh! It’s wonderful. Mike, Gloria got the job! Really?! Oh-h! Congratulations! That’s great! Michael, I was so nervous, you know, I had to cross my legs so he wouldn’t hear my knees knocking. Ain’t that a coincidence! Mine used to do that! I remember my interview with the Hercules Plumbing Company. I had to wrap my feet around the legs of my chair to keep my knees from knocking together. Haha. Did it work? Oh ya. Except I forgot about it when I started to stand up. I fell right over the boss's desk and broke his clock radio. Now hear this: After dinner, I’m taking all of us down to Kelesy's bar for a drink to celebrate! Whoop-di-doo! Ha-ha!
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Archie: You think I couldn't do it, but I done it. Wait a second Gloria: You did it dad? Archie, that's wonderful! ** Congratulations! Oh, I'm so proud of ya! What did you do? I rebought that guy on TV about the guns. ** Meathead: You really went down to that station? Archie: Edith: Archie: Cause' I knew I'm coming right home and I'm gonna be on there in about two minutes. Oh Whee. They couldn't wait to get me on it. brought me into a studio, sat me on a stool, told me "do it right there" and I done it right there. On tape. Really daddy? In your own words? ** Surly in my own words little girl, what else do you think they wanted? The said just say it to the camera the way you said it to us. Ok not yet. Oh boy Edith, and you shoulda seen that camera, with the wheels and everything, the lights. Television: About the national weather Archie: That's....not yet. Oh boy Edith, you should've seen that camera, oh, with the wheels and everything with the light,oh.... Did they make you up daddy? ** Archie: No! Oh no, Gloria! **
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__**[What is in blue duplicates another's work. . .READ WHOLE SCRIPT CAREFULLY!]**__ Archie: ** Oh~ com’on will ya! I mean look it up! Jeez all them old bible people they were always eating meat soon as they found out eating apple was wrong. That’s true on special occasions, goats and lambs! Who the hell ever heard of sacrificing a head of lettuce? And what happened here, what’s the matter with this little piece of the paper? ** Gloria: ** I took that daddy; it’s no interest to you. ** Archie: ** Oh~ I see! Is that at the employment section here? What’s happening, don’t tell me meathead is looking for work! ** Gloria: ** No, he isn’t! ** Archie: ** Ehh~ what are you doing? You’re trying to save him from reading the embarrassing parts? ** Gloria: ** No daddy, I’m the one that’s applying for a job. ** Archie: ** Hold it, hold it! You’re applying for what?! ** Gloria: ** A job! You just said yourself how tough it is to make ends meet.


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The reach for my wallet and I'll pull out a pistol and give it to 'em ! You don't think he'd have given it to you, too?! Yea. Then you'll both be dead. I don't care! At least I'd have more money than I got now !
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Part 3-3 (00:00 - 1.00) ** Tada! I did it, Ma! I got the job! ** Edith ** : Oh! It’s wonderful. Mike, Gloria got the job! ** Michael ** : Really?! Congratulations! That’s great! ** Daughter ** : Michael, I was so nervous, you know, I had to cross my legs so he wouldn’t hear my knees knocking. ** Edith ** : Ain’t that a coincidence! My aunt used to do that! I remember my interview with the Hercules Plumbing Company. I had to wrap my feet around the legs of my chair to keep my knees from knocking together. Haha. ** Daughter ** : Did it work? ** Edith ** : Oh yes. Except I forgot about it when I started to stand up. I fell right over the desk and broke his clock radio. ** Daughter ** : Now hear this: After dinner, I’m taking all of us down to bar for a drink to celebrate!
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No mom, I mean make up to patch up his 5 o’clock shadow
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Ah..they just puffed a little powder all over…...
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Like Helen Rubinstein
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Shut up, I put it right off after it was all over anyway
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You really said guns were okay?
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I certainly did, you know something about that TV station over there The guy never fired off a gun ever in his life. He admitted that to me
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 * Archie Bunker:** So, the man who never fired a gun in his life want to take the fun away from other guys

That’s right she’s a regular kill joys
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Am talking about killin, cops kill more people ever year than guns every year you know that and I told them that on TV too
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Archie that’s stupid, drivers don’t mean to kill people
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Oh, no, you aint driven a cab yet boy Okay, here we are here we are everybody calm down.
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ooo Look, look what they did to you Archie
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Good evening everybody, Archie Bunker 704, Harford street speaking on behalf of guns for every body. Now question, what was the first thing that the communist done when they took over Russia? Answer: gun control. As a lot of people in this country want to do the same thing to us here in a kind of conspiracy scene take your pick international bankers ehhh they ... what do you call... the people in station like puppet show on the week.
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(at the same time) sssshhhhh now I wanna talk about another thing that's on every body's mind today and that's you stick ups in your sky jackets. which ehhh if that was up to me I could earn a sky jacket tommorrow... you could? what you gotta do is arm all your passengers **Archie: ** It ain’t got any more superiority there. It ain’t going to get a run. Then you realize then it would have to says to pass it on the ground no more. They just pass out the pistols at the beginning of the trip.....them up again in the end....... close. That’s incredible Archie. What do you mean incredible? What I said meant damn good sense to me even when I heard it play back on the television. Well I hated every word you said but you sure came through a lot of the clear Well experience tells ,Meathead. You don’t command man before without learning something. Wow this is really been quite a day Daddy! You were on television and I got a job It’s him! You are him! The guy I just saw on television down the street. Mr. Bunker!
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** Part 3-3 (5:00-6:00) ** **Archie:** That’s right. You seen the show? Yeah~<span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;"> I wanna shake your hand. Yeah, great thing to meet you. Hey listen to this, the public eh. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">Man, I really doub what you said about those guns, and I couldn’t have said it better myself. Oh, I bet you are real proud of him huh. Oh, yeah My daddy <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">Well, you know, I’ve been just trying to set the public straighter itself and somethin that’s all. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">Like when you said, “guns are what brings law and order to our cities." (cho!) <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">Yeah, but what shoot a hundred policemen a year. Who’s this!? He’s only my son-in-law. Don’t pay no attention to him. He’s a meatheaded student, he don’t know nothin bout the real world. <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">So you ought to listen to him. Like when he said, quote, “Guns are just like free speech.” Beautiful! <span style="font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif'; font-size: 10pt;">Ah~ the truth is beautiful. Beautiful, you said it all fella. Won’t you have a beer with us. Oh no, actually I got to get to work now. Uh...Moors. Put your money in the hat.  What?  Wallet.  Huh? Wallet! The wallet's here, don't shoot now! Here-re-reeee! Give me your wristwatch! Oh, Archie! Give it to him, Edith, or he'll kill me. That's it now, folks. Louis! Oh by the way, Mr Bunker, did you pay for the drinks? No... Bartender! The drinks are on me. Bye bye, everybody. Bye byeeeee! -next scene-
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Leave me alone! Get away- What? Just get away from me, Meathead, that's all. Took my wallet, all my dough, my paycheck and everything gone! Well, that proves my point! If he didn't have a gun he wouldn't have robbed us! __**Archie:**__ Well, if I had a gun, he wouldn't have robbed us neither. I'd reach for my wallet and pull out a pistol, then I'll give it to him!
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//** Part 3-3 (00:00 - 1:00) **// Tada! I did it, ma! I got the job! Oh! That's wonderful, Mike! Gloria got the job! Really?! Oh! Congratulations, honey, that's great! Wells, Michael, I was so nervous. you know, I had to cross my legs so he wouldn’t hear my knees knocking. Ain’t that a coincidence, cause mine used to do that! I remember my interview with the Hercules Plumbing Company. I had to wrap my feet around the legs of my chair to keep my knees from knocking together. Did it work? Oh yeh, except I forgot about it when I started to stand up. I fell right over the boss's desk and broke his clock radio. Now hear this: After dinner, I’m taking all of us down to Chelsey's bar for a drink to celebrate! Oh great! Oh good! Woop dee doo! Aha!
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